Luigi, that green-clothed, loveable, too-often second fiddle to big man on campus Mario, took a dirt nap. Scythed by Castlevania’s Grim Reaper, Luigi’s spirit could be seen escaping his body, presumably off to a better, less violent place.
Thankfully, before anyone wastes any more good or even bad liquor pouring one out for our dead plumber, the voices of calm over at the Nintendo UK VS Twitter channel have an important update:
Whew, what a relief! Nintendo UK VS did not reveal its sources regarding how they knew that Luigi had survived the attack by press time. But, if one has to guess, it’s probably because he’s not real. We’ll report back if anything changes.