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Category: Satire

The Year of Waluigi: Four new games he’s ‘definitely’ starring ‘in’

On July 21, 2000, Mario Tennis debuted in Japan. With it, one of Nintendo’s least iconic characters was born. Both...

By Dominick Ashtear 2 years ago
 
Galarian Slowpoke and Slowbro: What the heck is going on?!

The teaser for the upcoming Pokémon Sword and Shield Isle of Armor and Crown Tundra DLC dropped this morning, and...

By Dominick Ashtear 2 years ago
 
How I found out my cat was the strongest of Ganon’s minions

For those of you that have played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, you should know the Master Sword...

By Adam Sherrill 3 years ago
 
Mushroom Kingdom revokes Mario’s medical license after drug epidemic

The citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom can find peace at last. After a long bout with prescription drug abuse, the...

By Steven Rollins 3 years ago
 
5 more mundane tasks that should also be Pokémon games

Pokémon GO made walking fun. Now, Pokémon Sleep is set to change the way we sleep. However, I think it’s...

By Brett Medlock 3 years ago
 
Report: Man finds custom Smash stage without any genitalia /s

In what appears to be a sighting as rare as a unicorn, Nintendo Enthusiast has confirmed that one gamer has...

By Eli Pales 3 years ago
 
Nintendo Caves! 3,000 new Nintendo Directs planned for next year /s

Following rumors and demands for an imminent Nintendo Direct, Nintendo has announced that it plans to hold more than 3,000...

By Eli Pales 3 years ago
 
Development update on Animal Crossing Switch (and everything else) /s

Due to unacceptable development progress, every single upcoming Nintendo has been delayed indefinitely, with each project being born anew with...

By Nick Pearson 3 years ago
 
Reggie Fils-Aimé and Kaz Hirai announce ‘Super Retired Bros.’ consulting agency

Two titans of the video game industry have come together in a way we never could have expected. Reggie Fils-Aimé,...

By John Friscia 3 years ago
 
JK Rowling: Link and Tingle had an ‘intense sexual relationship’ /s

Well, this one is a doozy. Coming off her shock announcement that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an intense affair, JK...

By Eli Pales 3 years ago
 
Breath of the Wild: Old man depressed Link doesn’t say hi after 100-year nap /s

According to reports, the old man in Breath of the Wild is depressed. The man, who goes by Charles O’Donnell,...

By Eli Pales 3 years ago
 
JCPenney to develop a game streaming service, Exclusive Mario game coming /s

Google’s Stadia stole the conversation this week. But Google’s entrance into game streaming has spurred other companies to fight for...

By Chris Hinton 3 years ago
 

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7.5

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By Zoey Handley

6.5

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By Chris Carter

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Review: Neon White

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8.5

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By Chris Moyse

7.5

Review: The Quarry

By Jordan Devore

8.5

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9

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