Beat this dentist at Smash Bros. and win a free dental cleaning

Win a free dental cleaning if you beat the dentist at Super Smash Bros. Dr. Tej A. Shah at Zen Family Dental

Adequate and affordable dental coverage for all ages, including retirees, is one of the United States’ many challenges, but have you ever considered solving the problem by beating a dentist at Super Smash Bros. Ultimate? No, probably not — you’re not insane. But it’s an option! Kinda! Zen Family Dental in Ashland, MA has released a silly but earnest 14-second advertisement in which Dr. Tej A. Shah declares that you can win a free dental cleaning if you beat the dentist at Super Smash Bros. But if you lose, “you have to tell the whole world that you lost to a dentist.”

Honestly? That’s a really good lose condition. I would have thought that the lose condition would be, “You’re getting that cleaning whether you like it or not and you’re paying full price, bucko.” But no, Dr. Shah seems like a pretty chill dude, and you would almost have to be to decide to set up Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on a Nintendo Switch at your dentist office. In fact, Zen Family Dental is even open on weekends to make it easier to fit into your schedule. So, if you live in Massachusetts and are ready to throw down for a free dental cleaning, challenge this dentist to some Super Smash Bros.

John Friscia
Head Copy Editor for Enthusiast Gaming, Managing Editor at The Escapist. I'm a writer who loves Super Nintendo and Japanese role-playing games to an impractical degree. I really miss living in South Korea. And I'm developing the game Boss Saga!